The one thing that irritates me the most, is the women, who after they figure out I’m gay have the nerve to say, “Oh, I’m okay with it, really. I have friends who are gay,” as they pull the top of their blouse shut to hide their breasts.
Really? I find that EXTREMELY offensive. What the hell makes them think I want to see their boobies anyways? Unless they are wearing one of those 2 million dollar Victoria Secrets Bra’s that are lined in Diamonds, I don’t give a rat’s ass what their boobies look like. And if that’s the case, I’m staring at the bra, not the boobs!
Okay. Okay…I get it. They are straight. I am gay. That changes the rules, right? Wrong! Just because I’m attracted to women, doesn’t mean I’m attracted to them. I mean, straight women aren’t attracted to every single man out there are they? No, it’s ludicrous to think that.
All I ask is for some damn respect when they are trying to reassure me that they are “okay” with me being gay. Is that too much to ask for?