Friday, May 6, 2011

And the award goes to…

jackass-award-300x300Mr. Rehyansky, of Hamilton County, Tennessee, argued that men were naturally more promiscuous than women and “it fell to men to swing through the trees and scour the caves in search of as many women as possible to subdue and impregnate – a tough job but someone had to do it”.

The PinkNews headline reads:

US judge says lesbians can be ‘cured’ by male soldiers

In all seriousness, I must say that when I read it, I actually started to get pissed. I mean how could a United States Judge sworn to uphold the law not only justify, but encourage men to rape women…really? Don’t believe me? Click here to read the article for yourself.

All I can say is, wow! I am stunned, but let’s get honest here, folks. For as much as Mr. Rehyansky wanted to make a valid point and an impression, what he left me with was a comedy vision of my brother swinging from the vines mumbling, “Me, Tarzan. You, Jane.” As he pounds his chest. Too damn fucking funny! Okay, I laughed so hard, I cried! <— (It’s a sisterly thing. I adore my brother!)

With all that we, not only as Americans, but as humans beings are dealing with…

The possible and probably retaliation from known terrorist groups for Bin Assholes death. That our economy is crap and getting crappier by the minute! Sorry, no denying that, folks. And that Mother nature is kicking our asses! How many millions of acres burned in Texas and how many dead from the tornado outbreak? Oh, and let’s not forget the earthquake in Japan and the fear of Nuclear disaster due to the tidal wave that killed thousands of people. And that children are needlessly abused and dying everyday, many by the hands of straight, self advocated Christians. And that our valued vets are returning home, homeless. And don’t even get me started on the damage we, humans, are doing to the only planet in the universe that sustains HUMAN life…you’re telling me that lesbians need a “cure”?

So, yes, in the midst of everything happening in the world today, I found this statement hilarious! You dumb ass idiot!

My final thoughts on this? For all who agree with Mr. Rehyansky, you can all go and swing through the trees, scour your caves and maybe find a clue, while the rest of us try to find a cure for Cancer, Diabetes, Alzheimer's and try to protect the little decency that’s left in this world.

I’m not broken or diseased.

Oh, in case you think I forgot, noooo thank you, how about you subdue and impregnate some common sense into your mind, instead…it’s a tough job, but someone has to do it. :0)


  1. Annie,

    Fraid you took this one much better than I did. What a F**KING MORON!


    He must be related to the moronic judge we had here a few years ago who was prepared to let a child molester go because the 4 year old had wriggled suggestively on the guys lap. WTF! The so called judge was sent for counseling and the molester was retried. But, it happened and scared the shit out of me.

    I will never understand why people figure it's their right to 'fix' others when they're so obviously not broken.

    Oh, and I'm soooo sorry to hear about your low sex drive. (snicker)


  2. What you said, Annie! I'm in total agreement!!!

  3. 'Fixed'? I don't know the age of the judge involved, but maybe he should be 'fixed' so he doesn't pass those crappy genes on. Or think about transferring to Uganda.

  4. I understand rapists can be "fixed" by removal of the offending organ. A messy job, but effective.

  5. Amen Annie, he TOTALLY deserved that award!!!! It still never ceases to amaze me that mankind still retains that boorish caveman mentallity!! WTF!?!